I think it's time for a Friday funny!
Lets shed some humour into the credit pains we've been hearing about for the last couple of months.
LETTER TO TRUWORTHS FROM SIPHO
Next time you get a letter to pay your debts from your creditors, be sure to remember Sipho's letter.
LETTER TO TRUWORTHS
I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible. However, I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honourable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse too.
That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly whom I hasten to refund immediately. I hope that yours will come out shortly.
PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the unceremonious tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.